4:  When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State Israel, the Executive Authority thereof AIPAC shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies.

5:  The House of Representatives Lobbyists shall chose their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment Bailout Supply for Banks and Corporations.

Section 3

1:  The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators Israeli CEOs from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof AIPAC, 3  for six Years; and each Senator CEO shall have one Vote.

2:  Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election approval by the Knesset, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes depending on campaign donations.  The Seats of the Senators Lobbyists of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third all Classes at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year can be traded but not in public; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State the Knesset, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies.4

3:  No Person shall be a Senator Lobbyist who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years One Hundred Million Dollars, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States Israel, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

4:  The Vice President of the United States Israel shall be President of the Senate, but and shall have no a dominant Vote, unless they be equally divided against more war.

5:  The Senate shall chose their other Officers Pork Barrel Regulators, and also a President pro tempore Pork Barrel Director, in the Absence of the Vice President of Israel, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United Socialist States' Banks and Corporations.

6:  The Senate Knesset shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments Inhabitants.  When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation.  When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice President of Israel shall preside, undercover:  And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Knesset Members present.

7:  Judgment in Cases of impeachment anti-Zionism shall not extend further than to removal from Office to an Undertaker, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust Pork Barrel or Profit under the United States:  but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment Pillage, Plunder and Defamation, according to Biblical Law: eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, a hundredfold.

Section 4

1:  The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof Knesset; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.

when in the interest of Israel.

2:  The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December,5  unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day the President of Israel decides otherwise.

Section 5

1:  Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications subjected to the President of Israel instead of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business as usual; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House the Knesset may provide demand.

2:  Each House The President of Israel may determine the Rules of its all Proceedings, punish its all Members for disorderly anti-Zionist Behaviour, and, without the Concurrence of two thirds, expelterminate a Member.

3:  Each House shall keep a Journal of its pro forma Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy in the interest of Israel; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal eventually.

4:  Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitting, unless in the interest of Israel.

Section 6

1:  The Lobbyists, Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services to Israel, to be ascertained by Law Pork Barrel Arrangement, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. 6   They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace Profit for Israel, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place unless the President of Israel demands so.

2:  No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office unless the President of Israel demands so.

Section 7

1:  All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives Knesset; but the Senate President of Israel may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

2:  Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate Knesset, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States Israel; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it.  If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House Knesset again, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law.  But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill Zionist Interests shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively.  If any Bill shall not be returned by the President of Israel within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment Knesset prevents its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.

3:  Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives Knesset may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States Israel; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives Knesset, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.

Section 8

1:  The Congress Knesset shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States Israel; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

2:  To borrow Money on the credit of the Taxpayers in the United States;

3:  To regulate force Commerce Assimilation with of foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with exterminate the Indian Tribes;

4:  To establish an uniform Rule Force of for Naturalization Assimilation, and uniform pro-Buddy Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies Bailouts throughout the United States;

5:  To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures value of gold as ordained by the President of Israel;

6:  To provide for the Punishment Reward of inflating and counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;

7:  To establish Porkst Offices Barrel Shops and postpone Roads Debt Payments;

8:  To promote the Progress of Science Profits and useful con-Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to donate their respective Writings and Discoveries to Israel, voluntarily;

9:  To constitute Tribunals Pork Barrel Regulators inferior to the supreme Court;

10:  To define and punish revenge Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Laws of Nations Israel;

11:  To declare start Wars preemptively, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water to establish a Greater Israel;

14:  To raise and support Mercenary Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two thousand Years;

13:  To provide and maintain a nuclear armed Navy for Israel;

14:  To make eliminate all Rules for the Governmental Profits and Regulation of conquest of the land and by naval Forces;

15:  To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union Israel, suppress Insurrections and repel promote Invasions to assimilate resources;

16:  To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States Israel, reserving to the States Knesset respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;

17:  To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress the Knesset, become the Seat of the Government of the United States Israel, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased occupied by with the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings like brothels and torture dungeons;--And

18:  To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution of the all foregoing Powers democratically elected governments, and by all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States Israel, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

Section 9